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1. Who is the couple we'll be interviewing?
Raphael Hamato and Renee Denson
2. How old are you two?
Raphael: 19
Renee: 19
3. How did you two meet?
Renee: He n' his bros saved me from a purple dragon douche' bag tryin' ta rape me.
Raph: Yeah..., I followed er' home aftawards.
Renee: You did what not?
Raph: What?! Wanted ta make sure ya got home okay...and I wanted ta see ya strip fer' me
iousRenee: T_T
4. Okay....How did you two finally hook up?
Renee: We just hung out a couple o' times n' got ta know one anotha. Right, Raphael?
Raph: XP (KOed from question 3)
5. When was your first kiss? Who Initiated it?
Renee: Uh...after me n' Leo broke up... I initiated it.
Raph: I woulda kissed er' first if ya weren't datin' Leo.
6. Who is the taller one?
Raph: I am
Renee: Only by a few inches...
7. Who has a meaner temper?
Renee: Once again, Raph does. I may have a temper, but I can control it betta.
Raph: Says tha girl who bit off a foot ninja's ear and ate it.
Renee: HE WAS ASKIN' FOR IT!
8. Do either of you smoke, and/or drink?
(Both are too drunk to answer this question)
9. What hobbies do you two share?
Renee: Well, we both like ta fight--
Raph: And have sex.
Renee: *glares at Raph* We both like ta ride our bikes--
Raph: And have sex
Renee: *glare daggers at Raph* We both like ta--
Raph: Have sex.
Renee: WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT!
Raph: Ya know it's true.
Renee: ...so true...
10. Have you two meet each others family?
Renee: Met them? I live with em'
Raph: Unfortunately, no. It would be awkward...
11. Are you two comfortable with the idea of PDA? (Public Display of Affection)
Renee: No
Raph: Yes
12. Would you openly perform PDA?
Renee: No
Raph: Yes
Renee: *rolls her eyes*
13. How would you describe your relationship?
Renee: Best friends
Raph: With benefits
Renee:
14. Do you two fight? If so, about what?
Renee: Yeah, we fight. Sometimes his hot-headedness can be annoyin' n' overbearin'.
Raph: Tha fact that her magic could kill her and she still uses it bugs me.
Renee: XP
Raph: *rolls his eyes*
15. Is money a huge issue with you two?
Ren and Raph look at each other
Renee: No.
Raph: Not really.
16. Was there ever a time you two thought your relationship would fall apart?
Renee: A few times...
Raph: But we've worked through those times. She's worth fightin' for.
Renee: *blushes*
17. Would you introduce each other to your friends or say they were "just a buddy of mine"?
Renee: My closest friends date his bros. We're all cool wit each otha.
Raph: Yeah, her friend are ight'.
18. Is there anyone who opposes your relationship?
Renee: No.
Raph: Leo.
Renee: No he doesn't.
Raph: He dated ya didn't he?
Renee: He has his own girl.
Raph: I still don't trust im' T_T
19. Have you ever been insecure about yourself or when your partner is surrounded by members of the same gender as you?
Renee: No
Raph: No...cept' when Leo's involved.
Renee: Oyvay
PARTNER #1 QUESTIONS
20. What's the one thing you absolutely adore about your partner?
Renee: His eyes... I could get lost in those babies fer'eva...
21. Does your partner have an annoying habit you can't stand?
Renee: Sometimes he's ovaprotective of me... He's sweet n' all fer' worryin' about me, but I can take care of myself.
22. What's the one thing you would change about them, if humanly possible?
Renee: Nothin'
23. What was the most awkward moment you two had together?
Renee: Uh...can't think of one right now...
24. Would you share your meal with your partner? Or would you tell them to get their own?
Renee: We share food sometimes. Not all tha time.
25. What is the craziest thing you've ever done in the name of love?
Renee: I walked right into a trap (I was sick n' pregnant wit Leon) to save Raph from Shredda.
26. How do you act in front of your partners when you are surrounded with friends? Love and attention, or the cold shoulder?
Renee: I act tha same around Raph as I do around my friends.
27. What's your idea of a romantic date? What would you do?
Renee: A motorcycle ride through tha city followed by a walk through Times Square.
28. If they were put in a near death situation, would you give your last breath to save them?
Renee: HELL YEAH!
29. What distances would you go to be with your partner?
Renee: He's my everythin', so I'm willin' ta do anythin' fer' im'.
PARTNER #2 QUESTIONS
30. What's the one thing you absolutely adore about your partner?
Raph: Her eyes, her lips..., her breasts...
31. Does your partner have an annoying habit you can't stand?
Raph: Mostly her magic, but she can also be so damn stubborn.
32. What's the one thing you would change about them, if humanly possible?
Raph: Just tha fact that she may die on me...
33. What was the most awkward moment you two had together?
Raph:
34. Would you share your meal with your partner? Or would you tell them to get their own?
Raph: We share pretty much everythin' except MY cereal.
35. What is the craziest thing you've ever done in the name of love?
Raph: Dive inta tha freezin' Hudson river ta save her from drownin'.
36. How do you act in front of your partners when you are surrounded with friends? Love and attention, or the cold shoulder?
Raph: I act how I normally do around em'.
37. What's your idea of a romantic date? What would you do?
Raph: Kickin' purple dragon ass wit my numba one girl n' havin' victory sex aftawards.
38. If they were put in a near death situation, would you give your last breath to save them?
Raph: Most definately.
39. Would you go to any disances to be with your partner?
Raph: Like I said, she's worth it.
~~Big jump~~
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51. Do you plan to move in together one day?
Renee: Yeah, I live with im'.
52. Do you two plan to marry someday?
Renee: Uh... *blush*
Raph: Well..., uh...
53. What kind of wedding would you have, if so?
Renee: A gothic wedding
Raph: W...Wedding?!
54. How many children would you two want to have?
Renee: We have three kids.
55. What would their names be?
Raph: Their names are Leon, Renoir, n' Maya.
56. Will you spoil your children?
Renee: Heh, maybe a little.
Raph: Boys don't need ta be spoiled. It's okay ta spoil Maya though.
Renee: Ya only say that cause she's yer' baby girl.
Raph: You got it.
57. Is there anything else you want to say before we end this?
Renee: I tag you,
. Later.
Raph: See ya.